Periodic Table of Swearing Card range - Fucking Old Whore

The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a range of seriously sweary greetings cards. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a fucking card. 

 

You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here.

Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.