NEW! Periodic Table of Swearing Card 

The 21st century design classic, Periodic Table of Swearing, has now expanded into a greetings card. Ideal for wishing someone Happy Birthday, Good Luck or any other reason why you'd buy someone a card. 

Available in standard size 120 x 170mm and large size 190 X 275mm.

You can send this card direct to your mates or family with a handwritten message via Brainbox Candy here.

Otherwise, add to basket below and write it your effing self.